Hey There, People, I am Bobby Brown!

Hey there, people, I'm Bobby Brown They say I'm the cutest boy in town
My car is fast, my teeth is shiney I tell all the girls they can kiss my heinie
Here I am at a famous school I'm dressin' sharp 'n' I'm actin' cool
I got a cheerleader here wants to help with my paper Let her do all the work 'n' maybe later I'll rape her

Oh God I am the American dream I do not think I'm too extreme
An' I'm a handsome sonofabit*h I'm gonna get a good job 'n' be real rich

get a good get a good get a good get a good job

Women's Liberation Came creepin' across the nation
I tell you people I was not ready When I f**ked this dyke by the name of Freddie
She made a little speech then, Aw, she tried to make me say "when"
She had my balls in a vice, but she left the dick I guess it's still hooked on, but now it shoots too quick

Oh God I am the American dream But now I smell like Vaseline
An' I'm a miserable sonofabit*h Am I a boy or a lady...I don't know which

I wonder wonder wonder wonder

So I went out 'n' bought me a leisure suit I jingle my change, but I'm still kinda cute
Got a job doin' radio promo An' none of the jocks can even tell I'm a homo
Eventually me 'n' a friend Sorta drifted along into S&M
I can take about an hour on the tower of power 'Long as I gets a little golden shower

Oh God I am the American dream With a spindle up my butt till it makes me scream
An' I'll do anything to get ahead I lay awake nights sayin', "Thank you, Fred!"
Oh God, oh God, I'm so fantastic! Thanks to Freddie, I'm a sexual spastic
And my name is Bobby Brown Watch me now, I'm goin down,

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