Monday, October 29, 2012

Hey There, People, I am Bobby Brown!



Hey there, people, I'm Bobby Brown They say I'm the cutest boy in town
My car is fast, my teeth is shiney I tell all the girls they can kiss my heinie
Here I am at a famous school I'm dressin' sharp 'n' I'm actin' cool
I got a cheerleader here wants to help with my paper Let her do all the work 'n' maybe later I'll rape her

Oh God I am the American dream I do not think I'm too extreme
An' I'm a handsome sonofabit*h I'm gonna get a good job 'n' be real rich

get a good get a good get a good get a good job

Women's Liberation Came creepin' across the nation
I tell you people I was not ready When I f**ked this dyke by the name of Freddie
She made a little speech then, Aw, she tried to make me say "when"
She had my balls in a vice, but she left the dick I guess it's still hooked on, but now it shoots too quick

Oh God I am the American dream But now I smell like Vaseline
An' I'm a miserable sonofabit*h Am I a boy or a lady...I don't know which

I wonder wonder wonder wonder


So I went out 'n' bought me a leisure suit I jingle my change, but I'm still kinda cute
Got a job doin' radio promo An' none of the jocks can even tell I'm a homo
Eventually me 'n' a friend Sorta drifted along into S&M
I can take about an hour on the tower of power 'Long as I gets a little golden shower

Oh God I am the American dream With a spindle up my butt till it makes me scream
An' I'll do anything to get ahead I lay awake nights sayin', "Thank you, Fred!"
Oh God, oh God, I'm so fantastic! Thanks to Freddie, I'm a sexual spastic
And my name is Bobby Brown Watch me now, I'm goin down,

If you don't know who Bobby Brown is, read this

Monday, October 15, 2012

Everybody's Weird Except Me



Everybody's Weird Except Me.

Tru dat.

Monday, October 8, 2012

Care of Cell 44



The Zombies are an English rock band, formed in 1961 in St Albans and led by Rod Argent, on piano and keyboards, and vocalist Colin Blunstone.
Their 1968 album Odessey and Oracle, comprising twelve songs by the group's principal songwriters, Argent and Chris White, is ranked 80 on Rolling Stone magazine's list of the 500 Greatest Albums of All Time.

"Care of Cell 44" tells the somewhat uncommon story of a person writing to their partner in prison, as they awaits their release from prison. Rod Argent, the Zombies main songwriter said "It just appealed to me. That twist on a common scenario, I just can't wait for you to come home to me again". Given the subject matter, the music accompanying this is very upbeat and jaunty, and has been described as, "The sunniest song ever written about the impending release of a prison inmate."

It's gonna be good to have you back again with me
Watching the laughter play around your eyes
Come up and fetch you, saved up for the train fare money
Kiss and make up and it will be so nice...

Monday, October 1, 2012

The Best Death Metal Band In Denton





when you punish a person for dreaming his dream, don't expect him to thank or forgive you.
the best ever death metal band out of denton will in time both outpace and outlive you.
hail satan! hail satan tonight!
hail satan! hail hail!


The Mountain Goats is an American indie rock band formed in Claremont, CA by singer-songwriter John Darnielle. For many years, the sole member of The Mountain Goats was Darnielle himself, despite the plural moniker. Darnielle remains the sole core member of the band, but has worked with a variety of collaborators over the years.
The Mountain Goats are currently based in Durham, North Carolina.

[basically, its a couple of guys with a band that are passionate about what they do. but in their town, getting to into something like a carreer in death metal doesnt make sense to parents. cyrus gets shipped off to a boarding school to distract him. but jeff just writes letters to him. the fact that they're pounding him down into what they think he should be stops neither of the guys from living their dream.]